THE BAND

There's a lot in this world to make you soul sick.

For your ailments, MAAM prescribes:*

Grunge

Rage folk

Alt rock

Punk

New wave

Old wave, and

MAAM ORIGINALS!

*MAAM is no longer licensed to practice medicine within the United States.

FAQ

Q. Is it safe for women to play musical instruments with their weak and tiny hands?

A. Not only is it safe, but it can help build the muscle tissue needed for washing dishes and changing diapers!

Q. What are some of MAAM's influences?

A. Amy, Sinead, Courtney, Florence, Nina, Chat GPT.

Q. What can save the United States from becoming a theocratic dictatorship?

A. Hot tub time machine to 2016.

Q. Where can I catch MAAM live?

A. Follow us on Instacart or FaceBlast to see our musings and musical misadventures!

The Band: Band Members

Anchor 1

Lead vocals/keys/guitar/drums when they let me play

1. Recovering telemarketer;

2. Part-time werewolf;

3. Ambivalent about pickles.